Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Encyclopedia of my Life

Day, My

My day is going well. I have not hit anyone. I have not gotten angry. I have not sworn. I think it's time for me to get out of bed though.

Dog, My 

My dig is a black lab. She does not believe in the idea that some things should not be eaten. She is a small dog. She makes bad choices. Then again, she is a dog.

Whine, People that 

People that whine annoy me. I hate it. I don't want to hear about their problems. I wish they would just shut up. I am also a hypocrite. 

1 comment:

  1. Very funny! I enjoy your style of writing- it's all your own and has elements of humor and sarcasm that make it enjoyable to read.